The Rancor's Brothel | A Tabletop Gaming Podcast

Here in the Brothel, Matthew and Dustin finally got to sit down in the same place, time, and dimesion. Today's episode is called Downloaded. Listen in to hear all about it!

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Its a full house here at the Brothel this week! Thanks to all of our guests and we hope you enjoy us Expanding your Star Wars Universe!

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I dont wanna write a description. Im too tired. :)

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We talk about Yoda, Tremors, Gaming, Gen-Con, and bukake...not too much about the bukake though. Oh yeah, and Dustin tells his greatest joke yet.


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All your base are belong to us

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There's nothing better than drinking and watching a movie with your friends so grab a beer and your copy of The Dark Knight Returns Part 1! The best and most accurate retelling of a specific comic book ever! If yoy're a Batman fan, this is the movie for you. This is the point when Batman stopped being Batman and started being "The Dark Knight". Watch the movie, read the comic (by Frank Miller) and listen to the riff track...Dont forget to drink everytime Batman does something badass!

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"This would be a good death"

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What an odd episode. Parts felt completely underwhelming and others just raised some interesting thoughts. Joins us won't you?

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Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica

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Can nerds live in harmony? Join us as we discuss the delicate homeostasis of cohabitating geeks. Also, please tell us that you know how to pronounce Jabba.


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This week, Dustin picked the topic, so if you have a problem with it, don't email me. Just kidding, its really fun and funny.

Anywho, several new segments, a Versus suggested by our youngest listener, and a special presentation of "Best Game Ever" by Mikey mason on his album Barbarian Jet Pack.

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Keep the Whole World Singing


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We couldnt stop watching these episodes long enough to record towo separate pods so enjoy your double-sized dose of the Brothel!

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Oh My God, this was some of the most fun podcasting that I've ever had. This will be a monthly episode here at the Brothel, please enjoy! Sorry about some weird edit points but its bound to happen with this many people sharing a mic. If you like the intro music, check them out at

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The show where two uber-nerds watch Battlestar Galactica for the first time and try to piece it all together.

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Its Indiana Jones week here at the Brothel. Never before has a character made The History Channel look more appealing. Join us as we jump down the Indiana Jones rabbithole and follow as we explore the galaxy in the Star Wars Minute, we learn about Anne Rice's greatest creation Lestat, and find out what we typed in the "Special Instructions" box for our pizza delivery!

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WTF Lucy Lawless!

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Blah Blah Blah Yakkity-Shmakkity

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Today, in celebration of the upcoming The Wolverine, we riff-track X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Say what you will about this flick, we love it, and we hope you do too.

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OMG, we know another cylon!

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Well hey there. I didn't see you come in. Why don't you sit down and join us for some tea and we can talk about our feelings?

Just Kidding. This week at the Brothel we have a non-comic character Versus, The Star Wars Minute gets a new intro, and we discuss a love of the X-men.

For some of us, it was the cartoon, others the comics. What we all have in common though, we've all felt like the outsider. Too bad when I was feeling picked on in Jr High i couldn't just pop some claws and do what I do best, even though it isn't very nice. Enjoy our talky-talks and visit the website!

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Happy Independence Day! Now here's a episode all about overthrowing the government of the BSG Universe!


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Blah blah blah Battlestar Galactica.

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Dustin and I don't play alot of video games anymore and a lot of listeners have been asking for a gaming episode, so we had to bring in another nerd to talk about his favorite RPG series: Mass Effect.

The Star Wars Minute becomes the Star Wars Rambling, the vs is all about knocking down the glass ceiling, and Dustin forgot to tell a stupid joke at the end so my life immediately became better!


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Join 2 Neophytes as they enjoy and discuss Battlestar Galactica episode-by-episode. Yeah. The show ended 4 years ago, but it's new to us. We hope you enjoy our first-time enthusiasm!

Hey, at least its better than watching So You Think You Can Dance because your wife is controlling the tv.

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We've been watching Battlestar Galactica Season 1 and commentating on every episode so this week's episode is all about Season 1. Follow Networks CEO moderates our discussion, we have a great Versus, and we introduce a new segment. Enjoy!

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Two noobs to BSG watch the series from beginning to end and discuss every episode. From the creators of The Rancor's Brothel, please enjoy this latest installment!

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Join 2 BSG noobs as they watch and commentate upon the season one finale of Battlestar Galactica!

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Tune in as 2 noobs watch and commentate on Battlestar Galactica!

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Join us as 2 noobs watch Battlestar Galactica for the first time and speculate as to where it's going. Watch along if its your first time and contact us at or if you've already watched the series, follow us down our rabbithole of wrong theories and attempts to decode the symbolism. Intro music provided by Starseed, please click the link below to hear the full song!

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Two noobs watch Battlesatr Galactica on Netflix and try to chime in...

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Riff-track week! Watch along with our commentary or just listen to 4 friends having a great nerdy time! Sorry it's so long...thats what she said

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Two nerd noobs, who have never watched BSG, watch and humorously comment on every episode. Watch along, or just listen to these two try to wrap their heads around concepts that you've fully understood for the past 5 years.

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Two noobs watch each episode of Battlestar Galactica and humorously comment afterwards. Nuff said.

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Family Guy is, simply put, an American phenomenon. Join our heroes as they talk about their favorite aspects of the show with special guest star (and excellent impressionist) Brenton.

What brought you into Family Guy? Star Wars specials? Fighting Chicken? Adam West? Whatever your reason, get out your pocket protector and taped up glasses and join in the talkity-talks.

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Geez, Commander Adama is an intimidating man...

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Today, along with special guest Mike Cooksey, our heroes watch and discuss the BSG episode You Can't Go Home Again. Enjoy as 2 noobs discuss a show set in a universe that they know nothing about, it's kind of like that time your mom tried to explain 'Lost' to you.

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This week we find our heroes in Brothel Studios to discuss the world of Harry Potter. However, just as they finish a segment on Martian Manhunter vs The Borg Collective, an ill-fated phone call robs the show of Dustin; so Matt and Beth carry on and talk about the epic world of Harry Potter. Enjoy!

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This week, our resident noobs continue their fall down the rabbit-hole of watching BSG! Follow along or just listen and laugh at their folly as they try to piece it all together. Enjoy the bonus track at the end too!

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Join our heroes as they watch, for the first time, the epic Battlestar Galactica from start to finish and commentate each episode! Join us, if for no other reason than to make fun of these noobs who know nothing about Battlestar Galactica.

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Welcome back Citizen! This week, our heroes welcome Crystal of Chris and Crys Take Over The World ( to talk about Buffy The Vampire Slayer! Joss Whedon sure does have a hard-on (literally) for strong female charaters and Buffy is no exception.

Plus, we have a your Rancor's Brothel standby favorites like "Celebrity Nerd" and "The Versus" so tune in and enjoy!

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Bonus episode this week! And within this bonus episode there's another bonus at the end, so stay tuned and enjoy our commentary on episode 4. We hope you're watching along with us and we'll see you next week at the Brothel!

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This time our heroes conversate about episode 3 of Battlestar Galactica while eating ice cream! If you though Battkestar Galactica was awesome before, watch it with a huge ice cream cone! Towards the end, the boys feel like they haven't talked enough so they continue the conversation for a few minutes. Hope you enjoy!

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This week we find our heroes watching the critically unacclaimed film "Dragonheart". Follow along as two nerds watch a movie that they havent seen in a decade! Watch along at home and enjoy!

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It's time again for Battlestar Brothel! Watch episode #2 of Battlestar Galactica (The second half of the initial miniseries) and have a listen and two noobs have no idea what is going on.

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Welcome to Part 2 of our dedication to the Dark Knight! This week, our hereos (and guest heroine) have less technical issues but cant seem to contain their excitement as they stumble over each other in their attempts to exalt the Caped Crusader.

What makes him so special? Orphan, no steady girlfriend, no super powers? Explore The Bat with us at Brothel Studios as we examine our love of the Batman!

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New miniseries of the Rancor's Brothel!!! Every week, Matt and Dustin will be watching an episode of Battlestar Galactica and discussing the episode. Neither have watched the show before so it leads to some interesting conversation. Join in and watch the episodes along with the boys if you want, think of it as The Rancor's Brothel: Home Edition, we hope you'll play along! Holy Shit! That Cylon-Bitch just killed a baby!

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Holy Overused Turn of Phrase, it's time for Batman! This is a pod with a lot of problems, from power outages, crying babies and cats playing with golf balls in the kitchen; your hosts brave these dangers and more to bring you part 1 in this exciting cliffhanging Issue! What else do we discuss besides Batman? Well' the Nerd-of-the-Week is a Pornstar, and who would win in a tag team Battle Royale: BumbleeBee and Magneto vs Yoda and The Maestro (Hulk's alternate personality). Enjoy!


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This week, our heroes find themselves discussing the hometown of the first superhero! The versus could have been a good match this week between Drizzt Do'Urden and the original Human Torch until we rolled the old 20-sider to find out the fight is on Stumbos IV, a planet with 10 times the gravity of Earth. Dustins Dungeon of Deepness takes us to Blade Runner, which none of us have seen (sorry!) and we wrap it up with a fanboy gushing all over the show Smallville. Enjoy!

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This week our heroes welcome their first female guest to the Brothel Studios as they discuss all manner of power rings, be they magical or other! Dustin set's up the most one-sided versus scenario imaginable, we enter the dank murkiness of Dustin's Deep Dungeon of Deepness with a little Young Frankenstein talk, and Matt starts the show off by not recording 25 minutes of conversation! "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" Enjoy!

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This week, the boys speak with Chris Canary of Chris and Crys Take Over The World about a great many things all while our heroes babysit an 18 month old,which leads to some interesting edit points. They geek this week on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as well as Wil Wheaton, Goliath from Gargoyles and Hawkeye. Also, they talk about gross guy stuff like turgid body parts and which incarnation of April O'neil that they'd like to put it in. Enjoy!

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This week, the boys welcome a new guest in to Brothel Studios to discuss some of the basics of Dungeons and Dragons! They talk about Dustin's Boy vagina, a hotly debated nerd topic (the inherent good nature of Superman), and a comparison of the plight of the Autobots and the Civil Rights Movement...

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In a rare break from continuity, The Rancor's Brothel Presents: Super Mario Brothers. In this special bonus Issue, the boys use their colorful perspective to watch and discuss Super Mario Bros the movie. You can simply listen to the show, or watch along with the movie, either way, you win. Think of this as Star Road in Super Mario World.

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This week, the boys get chatty with a Stargate pro, they discuss Kratos vs Thor, Dustin tries to read from the Nerd Bible while drunk, Matt berates him...thats about it!

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This week the boys talk about the history behind the Mega-Brand Lego. Also, the worst Vs scenario ever, Dustin tells a dumb joke and Matt calls him out on it, guest star Kyle drinks whisky and the boys all help you nerd out a little bit more.

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Today, the boys have a guest in the studio, discuss Mark Hamill's nerdiness, Hellboy vs Beast in a Crossover matchup, and they get chatty about the 3rd largest publisher of comics in the world!

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The Brothel Dwellers get all talky about the Topic of the Week: Firefly! Plus some nerdy tidbits to get your synapses moist as we discuss who would win in a fight, TFrank "The Punisher" Castle vs Boba Fett!

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Get to know your hosts and lets nerd out together. A 'Nerd' is someone who studies everything they can about one particular subject. Let's explore common nerd themes together and have a fun discussion about them! Join us!

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